xlivvielockex: (PR: Gunn Confused)
Title: Fashion Has No Mercy
Author: [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex
Rating: R
Fandom: Project Runway (Season 5)
WARNINGS!: RPFS, spanking, adult situations, spoilers for season 5 finale of Project Runway, mentions of Germans
Word Count: 1354
Characters/Pairing (if any): Nina Garcia/Kenley Collins, with an appearance by Tim Gunn
Genre/Summary: Crack!fic. Nina punishes Kenley for being a copycat designer.
A/N: This came from a conversation I had with J. We were convinced the only way Kenley got to the top 3 was by sleeping by someone who works for PR. Since Tim Gunn and Michael Kors are gay and Heidi is busy making babies with Seal, that only left one other judge to bribe with sexual favors. NOT BETA'ED! (cause really, who would do it for me?)

Auf Weinerstizel! )
xlivvielockex: (ATS: Smarter Angel)
Just three fanarts I did for [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr's April Fools. All meant in good fun.

Title Coming This Fall
Author [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex
Rating G
Prompt 061 Crack at [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr
Characters/Pairing (if any) Angel/Surprise!
A/N: My apologies in advance for this. LOL

Coming This Fall... )


Title Now That Sunnydale's A Crater
Author [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex
Rating PG-13
Prompt 062 Your Location at [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr
Characters/Pairing (if any) Demonic gang
A/N: This is based on a real leaflet our Chamber of Commerce put out in the late 90s. I wish I still had a copy of it to scan.

All those homeless demons )


Title Joss Whedon Hates Pigs
Author [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex
Rating PG13
Prompt 063 Meta at [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr
Characters/Pairing (if any) Just the man himself
A/N: The latest attack on Joss Whedon. First, he was anti-woman, now he is anti-pig! (This is meant as a joke. Please don't take it seriously.)

Nutters for the Ethical Treatment of Animals )
xlivvielockex: (Cordy Grrr)
Original post at [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr (And holy crap! Yes! I wrote something!)

Title: Like A Warm...Cookie
Author: [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex
Rating: PG
Word Count: 214
Prompt: Prompt 054: Crack Pairings at [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr
Characters/Pairing (if any): Angel/Mrs. Fields
A/N: Not up for voting! Thanks to The Strangers for this horrible horrible crack!fic idea. LOL

It isn't like warm apple pie )


Title:She Was A Fast Machine, She Kept Her Motor Clean
Author: [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 100
Prompt: Prompt 054: Crack Pairings at [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr
Characters/Pairing (if any): Angel/ 1967 Plymouth Belvedere GTX
A/N: Not up for voting. And taking a cue from Foamy to not just mess with Angel but also have the longest titles EVER! :)

She was the best damn... )
xlivvielockex: (ATS: Dancin')
Title: We Got Ourself A Sheriff And His Name's Bobby Joe
Author [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex
Rating PG
Word Count 573
Prompt 010: Your Town at [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr
Characters/Pairing (if any) ATS Ensemble
A/N As some of you know, I've lived in about half a dozen cities all over the world. They are all "my town" so I just picked the one I am in right now. It's more fun that way. LOL (Bonus points to whoever knows what song the title and cut text are from!)

This is a Tiny Town )
xlivvielockex: (ATS: Dancin')
Title: But Do They Have A Pool?
Author: [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex
Rating: PG
Word Count: 512
Prompt: 009: Caritas, The Bronze, Canton at [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr
Characters/Pairing (if any): Crossover with Melrose Place. Amanda Woodward, Billy Campbell, brief Lorne

But Do They Have A Pool? )
xlivvielockex: (Fandom Headache)
This is more of a bookkeeping thing for myself than anything else but hey, if you are interested in what I need to do for my fandom stuff, go ahead, click it. You know you wanna! These are in no particular order.

Kelly's To Do )
xlivvielockex: (Default)
Title: After Angel
Author: xlivvielockex
Rating: G
Character: Kate
Word Count: 100
A/N: This is crackfic written for boy_named_susie

Her car was pointed east. Just one more stop. Nothing left for her in L.A. No family, no friends, no job. That life wasn’t so great. Everything would be different this time.

She checked the documents. Everything was there. She handed over a good chunk of her savings. Ex-cop turned to criminal. Buying a new identity on the black market. A chance to start over.

Taking the 40, it isn’t until she gets to Holbrook that she sees her new name, new credentials.

Serena Southerlyn. Distinguished Law Degree.

She can’t escape the monsters. No matter how she tries.
xlivvielockex: (Default)
Title: Memos
Author: Kelly (solo this time!)
Posted: 3/17/06
Rating: PG-15 (I said NIPPLES!)
Email: jjsoapchat AT yahoo DOT com
Content: Comedy
Summary: Written for a challenge. We were given a love letter that was written by Angel and we had to write what came next, who it was to, why it was written, etc.
Disclaimer: The characters in the Angelverse were created by Joss Whedon & David Greenwalt. No infringement is intended, no profit is made.
Distribution: Open to the public.
Notes: Post-Smile Time. Totally AU. I don’t usually write Wes so excuse me if it sucks. LOL
Feedback: Always! Encourages me to write more.
Dedication: To Mike, my harasser, the only guy online to make me smile. Because if he hadn’t told me to put up and shut up, this wouldn’t be posted. (I didn’t want to compete against him!)

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