xlivvielockex: (Twatlight: Maybelline)
Title Five Calls to UTS (Undead Tech Support)
Author [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex
Rating PG maybe PG-13
Word Count 765
Characters/Pairing (if any) Angel, Prince Mamuwalde, Tara Thornton, Louis de Pointe du Lac, Edward Cullen, Vlad Tepes Count Dracula, Damon Salvatore, Jessica Hamby
WARNING: PARODY! This is supposed to be funny. Characters exaggerated for comedic effect.
Summary: Inspired by this: "one of my favorite things in vampire related fiction is vampires trying to keep up with technology- like actively working at sorting it out, flinging cell phones at the wall bc they couldn't figure out the touch screen, being overwhelmed by the newest version of windows and forcing themselves not to attack the computer, all the shit we struggle with but multiplied by the amount of years they've been alive and every new technological advancement they've had to sort through" -loisfreakinglane on tumblr

Customer Service is Hell )
xlivvielockex: (Buffy: Beneath You Spuffy)
While I have been reading LJ, I haven't been participating much in terms of commenting because of graduate school slash real life. But it seems to me, in my very narrow flist reading, that there has been some debate the past few weeks over Spuffy.

As in do people who ship Spuffy side with Spike more or Buffy more? Do they hate Buffy? Do they hate Spike? Do they woobify Spike too much? I could go on and on. I love seeing these kind of debates, that we are still talking in this fandom about these things.

It really got me to thinking about Spuffy lately as I drive the 90 minutes to and 90 minutes back from campus. This is the poll I came up with, the one that I think really needs to be asked of the Spuffy fandom (and of those who think about Spuffy as a ship, positive or negative)

Please answer honestly )

Feel free to expand on your answers in comments.
xlivvielockex: (SW: Don't Sass Me)
Hey people!

I am still alive, I know some of you were doubting. Grad school has pretty much killed any attempt at fandom or a social life. I apologize in advance for neglecting everyone on LJ. Things are easing up as we move into term paper season so that is good for me to catch up. I have WAY too many comments to reply to so if you get a reply from something you posted three months to me, sorry. :)

Really quick, I know I have a few RPers on my list. Is there a community for displaced characters? Like if a character was in a game, the game died, they want to get into a game again? Or any communities where a character could put themselves out there for one-on-one play? This is a Buffyverse character, if that helps. Let me know.

I actually had time to read a fic this week, which was awesome, and now you should read it too! I already recced it on Tumblr but here you go, if you aren't following me over there Ceteris Paribus (All Else Being Equal) by [livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy

Here's what I wrote for the rec )

Also, if you want, I uploaded Plants vs Zombies, a computer game if anyone wants it and Veronika Decides to Die. Enjoy!

Lastly, under the cut, a hilarious Buffy video that [livejournal.com profile] coalitiongirl linked on Tumblr.

Prepare to laugh )

Part Two...

May. 6th, 2010 09:12 pm
xlivvielockex: (Buffy: Willow Kills People)
So...after the reveal of the #36 cover of the Buffy comics, it made me think of one thing. (SPOILERS IF YOU CLICK THAT LINK)

And a little worm went in my ear. What if instead of space sex, Joss used another tale of love in space as inspiration?

Total crack macros under cut )
xlivvielockex: (Buffy: Bump)
xlivvielockex: (Buffy: Monkey)

Anya/Bunnies is probably one of the most misrepresented and underrepresented pairings in all of the BTVS fandom. Mostly because it deals with the dark side of nature. Theirs is a story that spanned ages, filled with angst, abuse, adoration, and other a-words. This is their tortured story. The story of doomed love, of fluff, of anguish, and most importantly, of finding your own inner strength.

Their love is like woah )

Because these picspams keep getting stolen and reposted to Tumblr, I've had to go back and add watermarks to them. I didn't want to but my hand has been forced here. -Kelly, Nov. 10
xlivvielockex: (Buffy: Willow Kills People)
The Five Stages of Buffy Season 8

Cut for Comics Spoilers )
xlivvielockex: (LOTS: Denna Pink)


Cut for teh pretty )

This was a picspam challenge for [livejournal.com profile] legendland. Go check them out. Ask for Team Denna! (The greatest team EVER!)
xlivvielockex: (C/A Christmas)
Title: Ten Thirteen Fourteen Sixteen Seventeen Buffyverse Macros
Author: [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairing: Angel, Angel/Cordy, Willow, Spike, Buffy, Spike/Buffy, Giles
Author's Note: I made thirteen because three of them use the same text. I wanted to shake it up a bit. Hope you enjoy it. (And I could have made at least 50 macros but I stopped myself. LOL)

HAPPY HOLIDAYS [livejournal.com profile] dontgetanyolder


Want something shiny for yourself?

Gift List:
- tiger_bri_duck - queenfaithie - urania_calliope - bucybuce7590 - cheesegirl33 - evangelin1202 -
xlivvielockex: (Buffy: Spike Def)
I wrote this over in [livejournal.com profile] gabrielleabelle's LJ and well, some people thought it was funny so I'm reposting it here so that everyone can bask in my brilliance (or rather my "I only slept 2 hours last night, I feel punchy"-ance). This is how you get into Whedon-Heaven.


You have to believe in the Spike Almighty, creator of cheekbones and shagging. You have to believe in Buffy, his only love, The Slayer, was created by some shadowmen who were dicking around with magics that they did not themselves understand, who suffered under Glory, died twice, but was only buried once. That she ascended into Heaven, and sometime during the start of the fall season, she rose again from the dead with the help of a plucky redheaded witch and her friends. That you believe in Willow, the Goddess, a really hot lesbian, who can fly and kill you with her brain if she so deems. And that you deny the teachings of the one with hair that sticks straight up and is lame. That you must believe he is bloody stupid.

In the name of Whedon, A-women.

ETA! )
xlivvielockex: (C/A Holidays)
150 Holiday "Smut" Icons:
Bones: 4
Gossip Girl: 7
Greek: 3
Harry Potter: 3
House: 3
Other fandoms: 26
Legend of the Seeker: 18
Smallville: 5
Supernatural: 3
True Blood: 10
Veronica Mars: 7
Whedonverse: 56
Whoverse: 5


All I want for the holidays is... )

Forgot a pairing you love? REQUEST IT!
xlivvielockex: (Zoolander: Dere Lick)
This is sort of a place for me to store all the .gifs I have seen doing a take off of the Jeep ride in Zoolander (You put boom boom into my heart!)

gifs! )

And honestly, if anyone makes this one with Angel and Cordy in the front seat and Wes and Gunn in the back, I will love you forever and do whatever you want in repayment...WHATEVER you want. *winks* LOL

Bad Fanart

Aug. 5th, 2009 01:33 pm
xlivvielockex: (ATS: Team Angel)
As promised, my BAD fanart for [livejournal.com profile] whedonland. I figured I would do something just in really bad taste as opposed to something just bright purple with sparkles on it.

I wouldn't look at these at work if I was you )
xlivvielockex: (ATS: Team Angel)
[livejournal.com profile] whedonland had their Slayerfest over the weekend that had two fanart competitions: motivational posters and postsecrets. (And hopefully everyone reads [livejournal.com profile] fandomsecrets so you know what postsecrets for fandom are!) And I tossed in the Wanted Posters from a challenge a while back. Sorry for the small size, we have size restrictions.

The voting is over, results are up, so here are mine under the cut. I can't wait for the bad fanart voting to close because I am insanely proud of the bad fanart I made.

Posters and Postsecrets )

And for a quick pimp (and some laughs) you have to see [livejournal.com profile] buffy_the_vamp6's Buffy/Clem Wallpaper at [livejournal.com profile] rapid_obsession
xlivvielockex: (LOL Kitten)
I am blaming [livejournal.com profile] nabikineumann for this. So blame her for this post. She turned me on to these Inappropriate Soundtracks and I have been watching them all morning instead of working. I put some of my faves under the cut. I would embed them all if I could cause omg, I am hurting from laughing.

All the videos can be found Here on Youtube or Here on Blip. You have been warned, they are addictive.

Some NSFW but all totally funny )
xlivvielockex: (ATS: Gunn Booty)
I should be studying for my GRE retake by nope, I am here to pimp some cool stuff! Some fandom, some not. All of it aweeeeesome!

Figured a cut was only polite )
xlivvielockex: (C/A Holidays)
You've seen those "All I want icons" around and pffft, let's be honest, what do we ALL want for the holidays? SMUT! DUH! So how about showing that off? I made 50 icons, generic of "All I want for the holidays" so no matter what holiday you celebrate, people'll know you're a horny perv. LOL I tried to hit one of every pairing for active people on my flist. If I forgot one that you really want, just let me know. But I do reserve the right to not make the icon if I don't want to.


ATS: 5
BTVS: 14
Gossip Girl: 4
Bones: 3
Smallville: 3
Cross-Over: 3
The Office (US): 2
Doctor Who: 2
Harry Potter: 2
House: 2
Port Charles: 2
Veronica Mars: 2
One Each: Authors, Greek, Ugly Betty, RPF, X-Files, Nip/Tuck, Xena


xlivvielockex: (PR: Gunn Confused)
Title: Fashion Has No Mercy
Author: [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex
Rating: R
Fandom: Project Runway (Season 5)
WARNINGS!: RPFS, spanking, adult situations, spoilers for season 5 finale of Project Runway, mentions of Germans
Word Count: 1354
Characters/Pairing (if any): Nina Garcia/Kenley Collins, with an appearance by Tim Gunn
Genre/Summary: Crack!fic. Nina punishes Kenley for being a copycat designer.
A/N: This came from a conversation I had with J. We were convinced the only way Kenley got to the top 3 was by sleeping by someone who works for PR. Since Tim Gunn and Michael Kors are gay and Heidi is busy making babies with Seal, that only left one other judge to bribe with sexual favors. NOT BETA'ED! (cause really, who would do it for me?)

Auf Weinerstizel! )


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