i am mentally divergent

Title Five Calls to UTS (Undead Tech Support)
Author xlivvielockex
Rating PG maybe PG-13
Word Count 765
Characters/Pairing (if any) Angel, Prince Mamuwalde, Tara Thornton, Louis de Pointe du Lac, Edward Cullen, Vlad Tepes Count Dracula, Damon Salvatore, Jessica Hamby
WARNING: PARODY! This is supposed to be funny. Characters exaggerated for comedic effect.
Summary: Inspired by this: "one of my favorite things in vampire related fiction is vampires trying to keep up with technology- like actively working at sorting it out, flinging cell phones at the wall bc they couldn't figure out the touch screen, being overwhelmed by the newest version of windows and forcing themselves not to attack the computer, all the shit we struggle with but multiplied by the amount of years they've been alive and every new technological advancement they've had to sort through" -loisfreakinglane on tumblr

( Customer Service is Hell )

Title: You're Welcome Fanart
Author: xlivvielockex
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairing (if any): Cordelia/Angel
A/N: Layout inspired by this X-Men First Class fanart made by CarlosJavier-Xhombre on Tumblr.

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( I'm not crying, it's raining on my face )

Title Let's just forget about the future and get on with the past
Author xlivvielockex
Rating PG
Word Count 246
Characters/Pairing (if any) Charisma Carpenter/David Boreanaz
WARNING: RPF. This is a work of fiction, thought up by my strange imagination. Situations are not real and if you aren't a fan of RPF, then please just stroll on by. Thank you!
A/N: Futurefic piece that is weird and came to me out of nowhere. Not beta'ed. Title inspired by Sting's Forget About The Future

( I know we got some history )

WARNING: Television spoilers

( Jennsen picspam for Legendland Big Bang Alt )

Themes used: bright colors, hug
Artist themes: acrostic, family
Cap total: 55
Color: Yes
Text from: Me!
Big Bang Alt Count: 2/4

Title: Standard Procedure
Author: xlivvielockex
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Character: Kate
A/N: We are doing an Angel Rewatch at Stranger Things and I got this idea in my head to write a drabble for each episode. This is for Lonely Hearts. Un'betaed.

( What do you call the cop who graduated last in her class? Detective. )


Title: A Stop Not On The PGA Tour
Author: xlivvielockex
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Character: Cordelia, Doyle, Angel
A/N: We are doing an Angel Rewatch at Stranger Things and I got this idea in my head to write a drabble for each episode. This is for In The Dark. Un'betaed.

( I don’t think it was for 18 holes at Rancho )


Title: Performance Bonus
Author: xlivvielockex
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Character: Cordelia, Doyle
A/N: We are doing an Angel Rewatch at Stranger Things and I got this idea in my head to write a drabble for each episode. This is for I Fall To Pieces. Un'betaed.

( Oh, right, you’re pretty much the night deposit guy )


Title: Necessary Measures
Author: xlivvielockex
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Character: Cordelia
A/N: We are doing an Angel Rewatch at Stranger Things and I got this idea in my head to write a drabble for each episode. This is for Rm w/a Vu. Un'betaed.

( A cable snakes out from where the chandelier used to hang and snakes around Cordy’s neck )


Title: Reach Out
Author: xlivvielockex
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Character: Cordelia, Mrs. Chase
A/N: We are doing an Angel Rewatch at Stranger Things and I got this idea in my head to write a drabble for each episode. This is for Sense and Sensitivity. Un'betaed.

( Call your mother back. She phoned saying she'd like to speak with you. )

Title: Work is Hell
Author: xlivvielockex
Rating: PG
Word Count: 372
Prompt: D is for death (Wes/Lilah) for laeryn at my Alphabet Writing Meme
Characters/Pairing (if any): Wes/Lilah
A/N: Maybe spoilers for Angel: After The Fall. Maybe? You don't need to know what is going on there to read this though. No beta, all mistakes are mine.

( There is no break room for the ghosts )

Title: Five Times Magic Didn’t Solve Willow’s Problems (But Actually Caused More!)
Author: xlivvielockex
Rating: PG
Word Count: 500 (5x100)
Prompt: Written for xfirefly9x who wanted Andrew, candles, a spell book.
Characters: Willow, Andrew, Xander, Anya, mentions of Buffy, Dawn
A/N: Takes place over all seasons of BTVS. Thank you to damnskippytoo for beta'ing for me. She rocks.

( Five Times Magic Didn't Solve Willow's Problems )

Title: The Sinner in Me (Four Angel & Angelus Wallpapers)
Author: xlivvielockex
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairing (if any): Angel, Angelus
A/N:: The other gift I made for hellbound_hotel for btvs_santa (And everyone should go over there and check out the gift I got cause it raaaaawks!

( Yeah, I love Depeche Mode, so what? )

Title: Ten Thirteen Fourteen Sixteen Seventeen Buffyverse Macros
Author: xlivvielockex
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairing: Angel, Angel/Cordy, Willow, Spike, Buffy, Spike/Buffy, Giles
Author's Note: I made thirteen because three of them use the same text. I wanted to shake it up a bit. Hope you enjoy it. (And I could have made at least 50 macros but I stopped myself. LOL)

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