i am mentally divergent

Since everyone else is doing it...

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Speaking of horror stories, my husband and I just rescued three more kittens from the feral colony outside. They are about a month or so old. Two ginger boys, one all white female. They were trapped in between our fence and the neighbor's wall, which is about six inches. We have arbor vities that are growing from fence to house, so I was IN the tree trying to scare them out. I'm totally cut up to HALE.

So that makes, right now, fosters in our house:

3 ginger males + 1 siamese male + 1 siamese female + 2 black males + 1 grey/white female + 1 brown tabby + 1 all white female = 10 foster kittens.

Plus our dog, and our own three cats.

There were two black ones that we found and they were too old to take in and socialize. :( I wish our county had a spay/neuter, release program. I can't afford $50-100 to get all those ferals done, not to mention no vets will do them. This is Kelly's sad face. v.v. sad face.

First, important here but has anyone heard from americangrl69 lately? I haven't seen her on Twitter or LJ. I PMed her and nothing. She hasn't been around since late May. It's not like her to just disapoof from the net. I haven't checked her RP games to see if she has been active yet.

Second, does anyone know someplace to get a medical alert bracelet for not too much scratch? The ones online start at like $50 and even Ebay ones are like $30 with shipping and I refuse to pay $15 for shipping on something that should cost a stamp. It's not imperative but I have to get one soonish (I've been putting it off and need it before August) and I have no idea how to go about it. My doctor is in the process of moving his office and hasn't returned my calls yet. There has to be someone on my flist that has gone through this y/y?

Third, what the hell was up with that game this morning?! I swear to god, that Ref needs to be taken out into the street and shot. There was no way the US was offsides and instead of calling that, he should have called a foul. That goal should have counted. This is the one time that I wish soccer had the review feature like American football does. I noticed the commentators saying that some games have Refs behind the goal to see better. Yes, please, why can't we have that for World Cup?

So hopefully someone can answer at least one of these. I'm off to watch England probably kick Algeria's tush. :)

Glee.

I love you sfm. Seriously. But there is one thing bugging me, ruining my enjoyment of you. And we need to have a chat about it.

There is NO WAY The Cheerios are going to Nationals, let alone win with their routine. They have no tumbling, no stunts, and no crowd leading. (I can't even remember a time when we saw them doing even the slightest bit of tumbling and crowd leading. I remember some stunts in the beginning I think) Those are a big part of your points. And stilts? Since when can you use stilts? Did they change the rules on me? I mean, I know it's been a while but still.

If you need a cheerleading consultant, I offer my services. You don't even have to pay me. Just let me take Jane Lynch out to dinner and make out with Dianna Agron and we will be even.

(And now I totally get why my husband (the pilot) gets so pissed off when they show airplanes on movies/tv and really mess things up.)

YES! The DSL came early and I got it all set up by myself. And for someone who is confused by tin foil, I'm pretty proud of myself.

If you've got anything I need to see, need to read, need to comment on, then post it here. AWWW YEAH! I feel like the Kool Aid Man who has just burst through a wall.

And since everyone else is doing it (and I totes know who I ship myself with from LJ, let's see if anyone else can get it. There are a lot of choices, that is for sure. I'm a whore, darlin' (quote from one of my fave movies, altered slightly. Omg, can you tell how giddy I am just to have internet back?!)):

ship me meme

damnskippytoo, nikkiwawa79, samsom, foreverxkisses your DVDs have been mailed so be on the lookout for them. Happy Holidays! Any problems, just let me know. :)

I'm going out of town on business starting tomorrow night until Tuesday morning. I will have the laptop but sadly, no photoshop. I'm going to try to get as many holiday requests done today in between laundry and packing but this is a head's up that some stuff might be late. I apologize in advance but this opportunity came up and I had to take it. I've coded and uploaded the stuff I already did so I should be able to post on the 13th and I will post two gifts since the 14th will totes be a busy day for me.

Is anyone interested in helping me mod a Whedoncomm? It will start after Christmas, with minimal work. I don't want to say too much here but nikkiwawa79 and dontgetanyolder are already going to help me. You need to be over 18 and leave me a comment with your email or PM me and I will give you the deets to see if you are still interested.

And in the spirit of asking for help, can anyone beta some LOTS femslash for me? I haven't decided the rating just yet but I think maybe not too prony. And maybe beta a really quick Five Things fic for Angelverse?

Speaking of LOTS (who's fandom I'm coming to love more and move every single day without fail), they are doing a Twelve Days of Seeker Kink at sword_of_lies. The banner alone should be enough to get you to sign up!

I leave you with a quote from my soulsister, my loverbaby, my forever diseased_inside: "I would do a lot of things with my vag, use it for evil, use it for money, use it for world domination but I would not use my fucking pussy to paint with." I love that fierce bitch.

First off, how on earth did I get shaving cream in my EAR this morning? My legs, nowhere near my ear. I musta still been half asleep in the shower and doing some creative acrobatics.

Second, does anyone know of a cap where Spike is laughing or happy smiling? Not his usual cheekbone flaring smirk that he does but a real laugh? Nikki and I went nuts yesterday trying to think of one.

Third, I'm closing the Holiday Requests post Monday (Dec 7) so I can have time to do everything. I've gotten two presents done, halfway through a third, and they are taking me about a full day (or longer) each. The narrow majority wanted me to start posting on the 13th so that is what I will do. Also, the gifts will be coming in the order I finished them. Some things I started first because they were easier, not because I was playing favorites. Swears!

Lastly, this meme from sunny_serenity looked so much fun.

Using only four words, tell me what you would say to me if we woke up in a jail together.

diseased_inside I would say to you "What does mine say?" LOL

ETA: The World Cup draw this morning was...interesting. It looks like, as usual, some groups have strong teams with one kind weak team and some groups are just strong. Should be exciting though, as always. I can't wait!

Stole this from tiger_bri_duck and it looked like some fun. Good way to pass some time while I'm still sick. (Goddamnit, I've got the plague or something up in here).

My Fandoms as Ex's:

The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it: Angel (Do I really need to say WHY?)

The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets: Port Charles (Still dabbling in RPing PC)

The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy: Buffy (oh come on, the Buffy fandom was just as crazy as SPN back in the day!)

The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town: Gossip Girl (Gossip Girl Kink Meme. That is all I'm saying)

The steady: Angel (nobody said it was a GOOD relationship)

The one you repeatedly cheat on your steady with: Legend of the Seeker (Yeah, it's a new kind of cheating but I see this as my mistress. LOL)

The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with: Veronica Mars (only wrote a few fics here and there)

The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't: Greek (Love the show but just can't get into the fandom)

The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool dude except it's never really gone anywhere: Supernatural (I'm not stepping one big toe into that fandom!)

The one you slept with on the rebound who still smiles at you, yet you have no interest in any more: Xena: Warrior Princess (My dark secret comes out. I used to do the Oxygen chats even *hangs head*)

The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, "Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?": Bones (Sorry, I can't watch ED so I can't watch the show, even though the fandom seems okay)

The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly: Dollhouse (Had to agree with Bri on this one)

Oy vey, so I know, been a bad LJ friend lately. I got back from St. Thomas and got hit with some killer thing. Coughing, fever, the works. I spent a week in bed and I've still got the hacking cough. Superfun, let me tell you. And did I mention the temps dropped radically here? We had snow flurries on Tuesday. SNOW. FLURRIES.

So yeah, no awesome Halloween post from me, even if it is my favorite holiday. I did finalize my makeup look with diseased_inside last night. Going as a purple glittering fairy this year. How appro. LOL

And despite being sick, I've been working my butt off for the 2009 Stranger Things Halloween Ficathon. We're doing ficpics this year and I got to ficpic samsom and starlet2367. And starbuck42084 made me a fab-u-lous ficpic for my story. I totally love this idea! I also deleted my story and started over when I got back. Probably a bad idea.

Anyway, the point of this post is that tacitus_3 did an EPIC Halloween Post that I found via fanmix. It's so wicked cool, you gotta check it out.

Still have so much to do. Layout/headers for starwarsland and teamempire. Make wallpapers for definexfreedom for the Fall Fandom Free For All. I was going to try to write drabbles for good__evil's Monster Madness but we all saw how well that turned out.

NEED MOAR HOURS IN A DAY!

Okay list, I've got a little bit of a strange question for you. I know a lot of people (myself included) will watch a show because their favorite actor/actress is in it. That's how I got hooked on Greek because of Charisma's guest starring role.

My question is...does anyone else watch a show simply for the producer/writer/director/creator instead of the actors?

( Talkity talk )