Getting Lucky

[xlivvielockex]

This was written for the "saints" prompt at open_on_sunday

http://community.livejournal.com/open_on_sunday/1805705.html

Title: Getting Lucky
Timeline: ATS Season 1

“What is that?” Angel asked.

“It is a fame and fortune candle. I saw it on Telemundo, you know, the guy with the sparkly robe who does the horoscopes in Spanish. I think it is Saint Santana-Ana-Pico-De-Gallo or something.” Cordelia said as she lit the candle.

“I believe, Cordelia, that is the Virgin Mary.” Wesley replied.

“Virgin? She must be the patron saint of not getting laid.” She looked from the vampire who was cursed to be on the no-bone list and then to the dorky worst kisser in the world. “Perfect for this office.”

Comments

[boy-named-susie.livejournal.com]

LOL, hilarious! I absolutely love this. Perfect season one Cordy.

Also, using this icon because I know you'll find it humorous, and I'm not sure really how many places I can get away with using it.

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

OMG! I totally just like peed laughing from that icon. I freaking love it. You have to use that one like ALL the time on my LJ. :)