FMK (Like a Meme almost)

[xlivvielockex]

I NEED SOME MAJOR CHEERING UP, PEEPS! (While yes, the Prop 8 overturning totally made me cry happy tears, it's not outweighing the shitstorm of my real life right now) And well, I was doing this on Tumblr last night and it was so fun, I wanted to bring it over here, only a little differently.

You comment and give me three people you want me to pick to Fuck, Marry, or Kill. Then I reply with my answers and give YOU three people to F, M, K. You comment back to me and if you want another set of three, then give me three more. Give three to get three, see how it goes.

Here are some examples from Tumblr last night:



Ones given to me:

nikkidelphia asked: FMK: Popular - Marry Cherry, Harrison, Samantha

You seriously are being SO mean to me with this. LOL

F: Sam. She looks like she might be into some experimenting and wild kinky things
M: Harrison. Wanted to marry him then, still do.
K: Mary Cherry. Sorry, that is too much crazy for me to fuck or marry. She would totally stalk my ass!

rozf asked: VM: Wallace, Duncan, Weevil

F: Weevil. I wanna ride that hog of his. LOL
M: Wallace. Cause he’s an awesome best friend.
K: Duncan. Sorry dude, you’re living it up with your kid anyways!

nikkidelphia asked: Supernatural: John Winchester, Bobby, Castiel

WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO SO MEAN TO ME?!

F: John. Oh hale yes, I would ride him like a dime store pony!
M: Bobby. Cause me and him can chase idjits off our lawn.
K: Cas. Sorry dude, lack of experience and all. Plus process of elimination.

nikkidelphia asked: Buffy: Buffy, Willow, Xander

F: Buffy. If her and Spike are any indication, she doesn’t mind the kinky stuff I enjoy.
M: Willow. Hey, her and Tara took care of Dawn sooo.
K: Xander. Next time, don’t cheat. Cheater McGreeter. Bad. Bad. DNW.

nikkidelphia asked: FKM: True Blood - Pam, Jessica, Hoyt. I realize, you are SO going to kill me for this *ducks*

BITCH! LOL But I love you.

F: Pam. All fucking night long. Forever and ever.
M: Jessica. So adorable. I just want to love her.
K: Sorry Hoyt but only because of process of elimination. Hey, I’ll let you have a threesome with me and Jessica so you can die happy!

devotedbangel replied to your link: FMK, Hit me! FMK: BtVS: Andrew, Jonathan, Warren

F: Jonathan. Cause I think he would be all sweet and well, like Revenge of the Nerds says, all nerds think about is sex.
M: Andrew. He is too adorable for words. He could be my little housebitch.
K: Warren. He killed Tara and he’s an asshole. Enough said.

misskenton asked: FMK: Angel: Cordelia, Lilah, Fred

F: Lilah, she’s a wildcat in the sack. Plus, she likes to roleplay
M: Cordy. She’s all heart and she loves completely.
K: Fred. Is this even a surprise? LOL

devotedbangel replied to your link: FMK, Hit me! FMK: The Office: Jim, Michael, Dwight : )

F: Dwight. As weird as it sounds, he gets SO many chicks. Angela, that girl in the city, Pam’s sister. DAYUM.
M: Jim. He’s good marriage material, just ask Pam.
K: Michael. He is too stupid to function.

Ones I gave to nikkiwawa79

FMK: David Boreanaz killer edition: Luc Crash (Crow Wicked Prayer), Adam Carr (Valentine), Angelus (BTVS/ATS)
FMK: Silly edition: Tumblr, Twitter, LiveJournal
FMK: Threesome edition: Cordelia/Angel, Mulder/Scully, Eric/Sookie
FMK: I feel mean edition: Peter (Fringe), Angel (ATS), Eric (True Blood)
FMK: Buffy's boyfriends edition: Angel, Spike, Riley (as if they were all on BTVS, no ATS versions)
FMK: All Spike: Soulless!Spike, Chipped!Spike, Souled!Spike
FMK: Joshua Jackson edition: Pacey (Dawson's Creek), Peter (Fringe), Charlie (The Mighty Ducks)
FMK: Sire vampire edition: Darla (ATS), Lorena (True Blood), Godric (True Blood)
FMK: Badass vampire edition: Spike (BTVS), Eric (True Blood), Damon (Vampire Diaries)
FMK: Brooding vampire edition: Angel (ATS), Bill (True Blood), Stefan (Vampire Diaries)
FMK: Crazy vampire edition: Drusilla (BTVS), Birthdayverse!Angel (ATS), Franklin (True Blood)
FMK: BTVS!Angel, ATS!Angel, Seeley Booth

Ones I gave yazizzle33

FMK: Threesome edition: Cordelia/Angel, Mulder/Scully, House/Cuddy
FMK: Scully edition: TV-Verse!Scully, Fight The Future Movieverse!Scully, I Want To Believe MovieVerse!Scully
FMK: House edition: Cuddy, House, Wilson
FMK: Hottie celebs edition: Gillian Anderson, Charisma Carpenter, Lisa Edelstein

Ones I gave afrocurl

FMK: Jason Dohring edition: Logan (Veronica Mars), Josef (Moonlight), Greg (Party Down)

Ones I gave devotedbangel

FMK: BTVS!Angel, ATS!Angel, Seeley Booth
FMK: Cullen vamps edition: Edward, Carlisle, Emmet

Ones I gave diseased_inside

FMK: Fight Club edition (Book or movie): Tyler, The Narrator, Marla
FMK: Dracula book edition: Dracula, Mina, Lucy
FMK: Your supernatural creations edition: Lostrus, Dale, Violet
FMK: Henry Rollins, Tom Waits, Trent Reznor
FMK: Me Edition: Me when we first met, Me in college, Me now. ;)

And here are a list of the fandoms I know. Movies and celebs too, toss those in if you want. If I haven't seen the movie, I will go by the pretty.


Angel, Arrested Development, Being Erica, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Gossip Girl, Greek, House, Rome, Popular, Port Charles, Sex and the City, The Legend of the Seeker, The Middleman, True Blood, Veronica Mars, Better Off Ted, Burn Notice, Dexter, General Hospital, Glee, Hung, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, Leverage, Nip/Tuck, No Heroics, Nurse Jackie, One Life to Live, Psych, Raising the Bar, Scrubs, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Supernatural, The Office (US), Ugly Betty, United States of Tara, Weeds, Absoultely Fabulous, American Gothic. Big Shots, Black Books, Carnivale, Conviction, Cupid (the original version), Deadwood, Dirt, Extras, Freaks and Geeks, Grosse Pointe, Hex, In Justice, Jake 2.0, Kindred: The Embraced, Kitchen Confidential, Melrose Place (new and old), Miracles, Miss Match, Moonlight, Murphy Brown, My Name is Earl, Profit, Point Pleasant, Pushing Daisies, Roswell, Six Feet Under, The Office (UK), The Sopranos, The Young Ones, Valentine, Xena, X-Files

Feel free to pass this around, link it, whatever. Whoever comments, if I'm not familiar with them, I will just check their profile to give them a FMK. :) Remember, give three to get three!

Comments

[afrocurl.livejournal.com]

I'm going girls this time:

VM Ladies: Veronica, Lilly, Kendall

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

Well, I do love the ladies. LOL

F: Kendall. Does this need to be explained?
M: Veronica. We would be a duo of awesome.
K: Lilly. Well, she already was killed once, she's used to it.

Doctor Who edition: Amy, Rory, Eleven.

[afrocurl.livejournal.com]

F: Eleven. 900 years has to be good for something.
M: Amy. I think she'd be awesome companion and practical.
K: Rory. Happened already. Like you, he's used to it.

Seeker edition: Richard, Cara, Kahlan

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

F: Cara, all that Mord'Sith-ness, aawww yeah.
M: Kahlan. She's too cute not to!
K: Richard. Sorry dick, no room for you in my lady party. :)

Leverage edition: Elliot, Hardison, Parker

[afrocurl.livejournal.com]

Oof.

F: Eliot. He looks like he's seen enough action.
M: Hardison. GEEK babies.
K: Parker. Sorry, but the crazy is too much for me.

With that, I'm done!

FMK!

[angryscientist.livejournal.com]

Turk, JD, Dr Cox

Re: FMK!

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

F: Dr. Cox. I couldn't stand more than one night. LOL
M: Turk. Just ask Carla, he's a good hubby.
K: JD. He is just too into himself!

Carnivale edition: Brother Justin, Ben, Jonesy

Re: FMK!

[angryscientist.livejournal.com]

And Dr Cox' bod, ai ai aaaai *fans self*

Fuck: Brother Justin - So maybe it'll make me crazy, at least I won't be on kitchen duty!
Marry: Jonesy - he is so loving, how can you not?
Kill: Ben - meh we'll get another Creature of Light.

Want another round? Bitchy BtVS/AtS vamp edition: Vamp!Darla, Spike, Angelus

Re: FMK!

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

I WILL GO ALL NIGHT! LOL

F: Spike. I got this property destruction fantasy. LOL
M: Darla. We can be fierce bitches together.
K: Angelus. Selfish bastard. What about my maiming needs?

Smallville squeezes edition: Lana, Lois, Chole

Re: FMK!

[angryscientist.livejournal.com]

HAHA almost put Harmony instead of Angie ;)

F: Lana - naughty, naughty minx she is and not exactly loyal.
M: Chloe - prolly the hottest and most dedicated bitch ever, yum.
K: Nois - GLADLY, what a waste of space, yuck!

No Heroics: Jackass edition - Devlin ("Excelsor"), Don ("Timebomb") and "Jackrabbit" (whoops, forgot his name!)

Re: FMK!

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

Oh lord, that one is hard. LOL

F: Jackrabbit. Cause well he's young and it'll be over quick.
M: Excelsor. Only so I can say I was the woman that got him to settle down.
K: Timebomb. It's a kill or be killed kind of situation here!

Depeche Mode edition: Dave, Martin, Andrew

[lauratd.livejournal.com]

too busy planning meeting up with friends to dance in the streets of SF tonight (and bonus- diet has been going well so I can wear my fav jean without killing myself zipping them) to play the game

but I just wanted to send you a constitutionally approved ((((((hug)))))))

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

I'm totally happy to hear the diet is going so well! Make sure you dance extra hard for me, okay?

[lauratd.livejournal.com]

honey, in the Castro it is dance hard or go home- now I need to go to the party store down the block and buy some mardi gras beads

[sentine.livejournal.com]

Pam was already asked, so I'll go for:

True Blood: Sophie-Anne, Lafayette, Jason

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

F: Jason. There must be a reason all the girls in Bon Temps like him!
M: Lafayette. Like most marriages, it would be sexless. LOL
K: Sophie-Anne. No sir, I don't like her.

Spike edition: Soulless!Spike, Chipped!Spike, Souled!Spike

(I am always curious on peep's answers to this one)

[thevera.livejournal.com]

In spirit of my today's David post...

SFU: David, Keith, Nate

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

F: Keith. Yum!
M: David. We have similar ideas and family structure wants.
K: Nate. Well, he already died and he was pretty much a selfish bastard at times.

Harry Potter edition: Snape, Sirius, Lupin ;)

[thevera.livejournal.com]

F: I was going to say Sirius and copy what you wrote about Jason, but... Remus. I'm unexperienced, I need someone similar who won't make a fuss about it.
M: Sirius. See, I ship R/S and identify with Remus, so that should work out well. :D
K: Snape. Good riddance.

SW: Leia, Han, Luke

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

Oooh, SW one is tough.

F: Han. Cause um, yeah. I mean, it's Han Fucking Solo.
M: Leia. She's already got the white dress.
K: Luke. Sorry dude. I like my men with two arms. LOL

Veronica Mars: Logan, Duncan, Piz

[thevera.livejournal.com]

F: Logan. Veronica had most fun with him.
M: Piz. Dude was alright.
K: Duncan. You're better off gone.

Redhead edition: Willow, Claire (SFU), Jessica (TB)

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

Oh that is a tough one.

F: Claire. She is all artsy and well, we can smoke weed together. LOL
M: Jessica. Too adorable for words!
K: Willow. Sorry Willow, nothing personal. Process of elimination.

Friends edition: Chandler, Ross, Joey

[lizwontcry.livejournal.com]

General Hospital edition: Sonny, Dante, Jax.

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

F: Sonny. I'm trying to get pregnant and his super sperm would totally knock me up just by being in the same room as him.
M: Jax. He really is a great husband.
K: Dante. Sorry dude, last in, first out.

Random musicians edition: Kelly Clarkson, Axl Rose, Slash

[lizwontcry.livejournal.com]

Claire Walsh, is that you? :)

F: Kelly Clarkson. I bet she's fun in bed. And I don't want to kill her because she's Kelly Clarkson! I can't take away America's sweetheart. Or whatever.
M: Axl. He'd probably make me insane after I got over the whole "Holy shit I'm married to Axl" thing, but I think it would be worth it.
K: Slash. They can play Sweet Child 'O Mine at his funeral.

More GH: Jason, Spinelli, Sam.

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

F: Sam. She's fiesty, I likes that.
M: Spinelli. He's super cute and loyal
K: Jason. If he doesn't kill me first. LOL

How about some old school GH for you? Luke, Stavros, Mac

[aygul.livejournal.com]

Random Showtime edition: Dr. O'Hara, Nancy Botwin, Rita

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

Oooh, me likey, me likey lots.

F: Dr. O'Hara. A thousand times Dr. O'Hara
M: Rita. She's a good mom and wife
K: Nancy. She has been annoying the hell out of me lately.

True Blood: Eric, Franklin, Bill :)

[aygul.livejournal.com]

Same. A few seasons ago Nancy and Rita might have been switched for me but... *shakes head* Rita grew on me, a lot. Nancy did the opposite.

Aw, this is a little difficult.

F: Bill. He has nice bone structure but I just don't find him very appealing. I'd get annoyed by his attitude and probably say something offensive and almost get myself killed. And it would probably be mediocre. Or disturbing, because, ngl, I get a little uncomfortable watching Bill with anyone.
M: Eric. Seriously, is there any other option here? It's Eric. And we know he's not a terrible husband.
K: Franklin. Jesus, that's 10 pounds of crazy in a 1 pound bag. Entertaining as hell, but not worth the trouble no matter how much I wouldn't want Bill.

Hex supernatural girls edition: Thelma, Ella, Cassie

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

Dang, that is really tough.

F: Ella. She is old enough, she's learned a few tricks.
M: Thelma. I loved her, even if she was a ghost, I don't care. She's so beautiful and loyal.
K: Cassie. You cause too much trouble!

Completely random edition: Olivia Benson (SVU), Parker (Leverage), Santana (Glee)

[boy-named-susie.livejournal.com]

I was just thinking about you and how it's been waaaay too long since we talked, but everything's been fucking crazy with me too for about the entire summer. We need to talk, I miss ya babes!

That said, Rick, Neil, Vyvyan.

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

I almost called you Friday because I was having the worst day of my life. But I knew you were at work and by the time you were off, well, I will tell you about it. This weekend good?

F: Vyvyan. That would be totally wild as hale!
M: Rick. Only cause of process of elimination. He'll never get a job.
K: Neil. His sad panda act gets old.

Okay, Doctor Who for you: Four, Nine, Eleven :)

[boy-named-susie.livejournal.com]

You should have called me anyway. There's a reason offices have doors! This weekend is good though. Either day works for me.

This took me forever to decide...

F: Four - he's attractive in an odd way and there's got to be a reason he carries that extra long scarf around with him
M: Eleven - this one was easy as soon as I remembered that he can cook!
K: Nine, I'm sad to do it, but he sort of lost out through process of elimination

IT Crowd - Roy, Moss, and Richmond

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen IT Crowd so I have to go by sheer hotly-ness. (And thank you Google for character summaries so I can guess. LOL)

F: Richmond. I like skinny goth dudes.
M: Moss. Get him away from his mom.
K: Roy. You sound like a douche from your character summary. LMAO

Veronica Mars: Lamb, Weevil, Piz

[impetusofadream.livejournal.com]

Because I love this game ;D

True Blood: Bill, Eric, Alcide

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

I love it too!

F: Eric. No contest.
M: Alcide. He seems so upset that Debbie left him.
K: Sorry Beeeelll. LOL

Doctor Who, Companion edition: Donna, Rose, Martha.

[impetusofadream.livejournal.com]

F:Martha...she annoys me but if she could get Mickey to marry her she's probably a good lay
M:DONNA!!! I love that firey ginger woman so bad!
K:Rose, I know everyone that thier mom loves Rose but she honestly just kinda annoys me.

GREEK KAPPA TAU EDITION (Because I The Kappas are like animal house, but better): Cappie, Beaver, Rusty

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

F: Beaver. He is so adorable.
M: Cappie. He's loyal at least.
K: Rusty. Sorry Rus, you bore me.

Gossip Girl edition: Nate, Dan, Chuck

[impetusofadream.livejournal.com]

Hah! Rusty is boring!

F: Chuck! I'd totally marry him if it weren't for the fact that he's just a little bit messed relationship wise
M: Nate. Because I want Dan deader than a t-bone steak and Chuck is not marriageable.
K: DAN!!! DIE YOU USELESS WASTE OF SPACE!!!!! (Esp. because you are the progeny of the Badassest badass to ever badass Cpt. Ronald Spiers and you utterly FAIL AT BADASSERY!!!!)


BONES Edition: Angela, Booth, Hodges

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

Dang, that is a tough one.

F: Angela. She's hawtness.
M: Booth. Stable job, already got a kid, it works.
K: Hodges. Sorry dude, it's the hair. LOL

Glee Guys: Puck, Finn, Mr. Shue ;)

[impetusofadream.livejournal.com]

Aww man this is hard.

F: Puck. Hands down. He's a sexy BEAST!
M: Finn. For all that he's dumber than a box of rocks, He totally stepped up when he thought Beth was his kid.
K: Mr. Shue seeing as how he kinda fails at the marriage thing, was a huge douchebag to Emma and really a guy his age should have it way more together than he does, psycho ex-wife non-withstanding.


Glee Girls!: Emma, Sue, Mrs. Shue

[housem24fan.livejournal.com]

Intriguing meme. :)

Since it's the first series I noticed that hasn't been done:

Xena Edition: Xena, Ares, Gabrielle

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

This one too me FOREVER.

F: Ares. He's a God, no contest.
M: Gabrielle. She's so loyal and we know she makes a great partner.
K: Xena. I hated to do it but she can take care of herself and fight her way out of Hades.

Harry Potter edition: Ron, Hermoine, Harry

[jessm.livejournal.com]

Angel - Manly Edition: Wesley, Gunn, Angel
Freaks and Geeks - All Freaks: Ken, Nick, Daniel
Dexter: Debra, Rita, Maria

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

Angel:

F: Wesley. He's got that darkness and I likes it.
M: Gunn. I love him and I want to be with him forever and ever.
K: Angel. Well, it's not like we could do anything without his soul going poof! LOL

Freaks and Geeks:

F: Daniel. It's James Freaking Franco!
M: Ken. I always thought he was a sweetheart. Plus, totally smart. And funny.
K: Nick. You should have never sung Styx or you wouldn't be on this list, dude. LOL

Dexter:

F: Maria. She is spicy hot and well, we know she likes sneaking around. ;)
M: Rita. She's a great mom, works hard, love her.
K: Debra. Sorry Debra. I curse a lot too but even your mouth is too much for me.

Okay now you get three:

Arrested Development: Michael, GOB, Buster
Supernatural: Ruby, Bela, Jo
BTVS/Angel: BTVS!Wesley, Pre-Kidnapping!Wesley, Post-Kidnapping!Wesley

[jessm.livejournal.com]

Arrested Development:
F: GOB... with club sauce.
M: Michael. He's cute. He's a cutie. He's a little cutie pie... but I never really noticed.
K: Buster. Everyone's laughing and riding and cornholing, except Buster.

Supernatural:
F: Ruby, tyvm. (I picked her in two seconds flat. Not unlike Sam.)
M: Jo. Aww, Jo! ♥
K: Bela. The Supernatural writers' lowest moment. Good job, team.

BTVS/Angel:
F: Pre-Kidnapping!Wesley. Mostly just to shut him up.
M: Post-Kidnapping!Wesley. Also to shut him up, but also to prove that he wasn't NEARLY as messed up as he thought he was.
K: BTVS!Wesley. Man, what a dork!

One more for the road:
Roswell: Alex, Kyle, Michael

[impetusofadream.livejournal.com]

*butts in when she noticed Roswell* WAAAAAAA!!!! ALEX!!!!!!!!