Getting Lucky

[xlivvielockex]

This was written for the "saints" prompt at open_on_sunday

http://community.livejournal.com/open_on_sunday/1805705.html

Title: Getting Lucky
Timeline: ATS Season 1

“What is that?” Angel asked.

“It is a fame and fortune candle. I saw it on Telemundo, you know, the guy with the sparkly robe who does the horoscopes in Spanish. I think it is Saint Santana-Ana-Pico-De-Gallo or something.” Cordelia said as she lit the candle.

“I believe, Cordelia, that is the Virgin Mary.” Wesley replied.

“Virgin? She must be the patron saint of not getting laid.” She looked from the vampire who was cursed to be on the no-bone list and then to the dorky worst kisser in the world. “Perfect for this office.”

Comments

[boy-named-susie.livejournal.com]

LOL, hilarious! I absolutely love this. Perfect season one Cordy.

Also, using this icon because I know you'll find it humorous, and I'm not sure really how many places I can get away with using it.

[samsom.livejournal.com]

I wish you could know just how much I adore this.

Undistilled Cordelia, circa s1.

Amazing and inspired.

Bravo.

[katiesangels.livejournal.com]

This is great! So totally Cordelia-like. Love it!! :D

[mph0506.livejournal.com]

I meant to comment on this earlier, but what a delightful little drabble. s1 Cordelia is Cordelia at her best. I've been rewatching some s1 eps lately, and wow, what a great thing she, Angel, Wesley (and Doyle, briefly) had back then. Ah, nostalgia.

Great job!

[poisontearss.livejournal.com]

Hey! this is great! Especially liked this:
“Virgin? She must be the patron saint of not getting laid.”

Hehehe. So Cordy! I was told by a mod in still_grr that you're a big fan of A/C, too. Would love to get to know more shippers of the same mind speaking ways ;-)

[blueanddollsome.livejournal.com]

Hee. Now that's the Cordy I love! Very clever.