xlivvielockex: (Twatlight: Maybelline)
Title Five Calls to UTS (Undead Tech Support)
Author [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex
Rating PG maybe PG-13
Word Count 765
Characters/Pairing (if any) Angel, Prince Mamuwalde, Tara Thornton, Louis de Pointe du Lac, Edward Cullen, Vlad Tepes Count Dracula, Damon Salvatore, Jessica Hamby
WARNING: PARODY! This is supposed to be funny. Characters exaggerated for comedic effect.
Summary: Inspired by this: "one of my favorite things in vampire related fiction is vampires trying to keep up with technology- like actively working at sorting it out, flinging cell phones at the wall bc they couldn't figure out the touch screen, being overwhelmed by the newest version of windows and forcing themselves not to attack the computer, all the shit we struggle with but multiplied by the amount of years they've been alive and every new technological advancement they've had to sort through" -loisfreakinglane on tumblr

Customer Service is Hell )
xlivvielockex: (C/A Holidays)
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Greek: 3
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Smallville: 6
Supernatural: 4
True Blood: 10
Veronica Mars: 7
Whedonverse: 62
Whoverse: 7

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