xlivvielockex: (Twatlight: Maybelline)
Title Five Calls to UTS (Undead Tech Support)
Author [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex
Rating PG maybe PG-13
Word Count 765
Characters/Pairing (if any) Angel, Prince Mamuwalde, Tara Thornton, Louis de Pointe du Lac, Edward Cullen, Vlad Tepes Count Dracula, Damon Salvatore, Jessica Hamby
WARNING: PARODY! This is supposed to be funny. Characters exaggerated for comedic effect.
Summary: Inspired by this: "one of my favorite things in vampire related fiction is vampires trying to keep up with technology- like actively working at sorting it out, flinging cell phones at the wall bc they couldn't figure out the touch screen, being overwhelmed by the newest version of windows and forcing themselves not to attack the computer, all the shit we struggle with but multiplied by the amount of years they've been alive and every new technological advancement they've had to sort through" -loisfreakinglane on tumblr

Customer Service is Hell )

Part Two...

May. 6th, 2010 09:12 pm
xlivvielockex: (Buffy: Willow Kills People)
So...after the reveal of the #36 cover of the Buffy comics, it made me think of one thing. (SPOILERS IF YOU CLICK THAT LINK)

And a little worm went in my ear. What if instead of space sex, Joss used another tale of love in space as inspiration?

Total crack macros under cut )
xlivvielockex: (Buffy: Bump)
xlivvielockex: (Buffy: Monkey)

Anya/Bunnies is probably one of the most misrepresented and underrepresented pairings in all of the BTVS fandom. Mostly because it deals with the dark side of nature. Theirs is a story that spanned ages, filled with angst, abuse, adoration, and other a-words. This is their tortured story. The story of doomed love, of fluff, of anguish, and most importantly, of finding your own inner strength.

Their love is like woah )

Because these picspams keep getting stolen and reposted to Tumblr, I've had to go back and add watermarks to them. I didn't want to but my hand has been forced here. -Kelly, Nov. 10
xlivvielockex: (Buffy: Willow Kills People)
The Five Stages of Buffy Season 8

Cut for Comics Spoilers )
xlivvielockex: (Buffy: Spike Def)
I wrote this over in [livejournal.com profile] gabrielleabelle's LJ and well, some people thought it was funny so I'm reposting it here so that everyone can bask in my brilliance (or rather my "I only slept 2 hours last night, I feel punchy"-ance). This is how you get into Whedon-Heaven.


You have to believe in the Spike Almighty, creator of cheekbones and shagging. You have to believe in Buffy, his only love, The Slayer, was created by some shadowmen who were dicking around with magics that they did not themselves understand, who suffered under Glory, died twice, but was only buried once. That she ascended into Heaven, and sometime during the start of the fall season, she rose again from the dead with the help of a plucky redheaded witch and her friends. That you believe in Willow, the Goddess, a really hot lesbian, who can fly and kill you with her brain if she so deems. And that you deny the teachings of the one with hair that sticks straight up and is lame. That you must believe he is bloody stupid.

In the name of Whedon, A-women.

ETA! )

Bad Fanart

Aug. 5th, 2009 01:33 pm
xlivvielockex: (ATS: Team Angel)
As promised, my BAD fanart for [livejournal.com profile] whedonland. I figured I would do something just in really bad taste as opposed to something just bright purple with sparkles on it.

I wouldn't look at these at work if I was you )
xlivvielockex: (ATS: Gunn Booty)
I should be studying for my GRE retake by nope, I am here to pimp some cool stuff! Some fandom, some not. All of it aweeeeesome!

Figured a cut was only polite )
xlivvielockex: (PR: Gunn Confused)
Title: Fashion Has No Mercy
Author: [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex
Rating: R
Fandom: Project Runway (Season 5)
WARNINGS!: RPFS, spanking, adult situations, spoilers for season 5 finale of Project Runway, mentions of Germans
Word Count: 1354
Characters/Pairing (if any): Nina Garcia/Kenley Collins, with an appearance by Tim Gunn
Genre/Summary: Crack!fic. Nina punishes Kenley for being a copycat designer.
A/N: This came from a conversation I had with J. We were convinced the only way Kenley got to the top 3 was by sleeping by someone who works for PR. Since Tim Gunn and Michael Kors are gay and Heidi is busy making babies with Seal, that only left one other judge to bribe with sexual favors. NOT BETA'ED! (cause really, who would do it for me?)

Auf Weinerstizel! )
xlivvielockex: (Cordy: Pink Elephants)
For the April Participation banners at [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr, I made macros for the 'verses. Well, I thought they were so funny, I turned them into just regular old 'verses macros. So under the cut, enjoy 11 screencaps with poor grammar and spelling skills.

i can haz macroz? )
xlivvielockex: (ATS: Smarter Angel)
Last night [livejournal.com profile] nikkiwawa79 was helping me to decide what show to rewatch (the choices were BTVS S1-3, ATS S1-3, or Arrested Development). She told me to rewatch BTVS. I got through Disc One and let me say, I am totally convinced now that Angel was really suppose to be Angelo from Staten Island or Brooklyn.

Want proof? What follows is our conversation, with picture evidence. Sorry for the crappy quality of Angel. Those S1-3 caps for BTVS are never any good. Caps (and snark) from Welcome to the Hellmouth, The Harvest, and Teacher's Pet only. (Cause that is as far as I watched last night)

Snark on Angel )
xlivvielockex: (ATS: Smarter Angel)
Just three fanarts I did for [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr's April Fools. All meant in good fun.

Title Coming This Fall
Author [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex
Rating G
Prompt 061 Crack at [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr
Characters/Pairing (if any) Angel/Surprise!
A/N: My apologies in advance for this. LOL

Coming This Fall... )

Title Now That Sunnydale's A Crater
Author [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex
Rating PG-13
Prompt 062 Your Location at [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr
Characters/Pairing (if any) Demonic gang
A/N: This is based on a real leaflet our Chamber of Commerce put out in the late 90s. I wish I still had a copy of it to scan.

All those homeless demons )

Title Joss Whedon Hates Pigs
Author [livejournal.com profile] xlivvielockex
Rating PG13
Prompt 063 Meta at [livejournal.com profile] still_grrr
Characters/Pairing (if any) Just the man himself
A/N: The latest attack on Joss Whedon. First, he was anti-woman, now he is anti-pig! (This is meant as a joke. Please don't take it seriously.)

Nutters for the Ethical Treatment of Animals )

New layout

Apr. 1st, 2008 01:06 pm
xlivvielockex: (C/A Waffles)
This seriously has to be some kind of record. It is my third day in a row posting. I am sorry to everyone on my flist because I know when you friended me, I promised posts few and far between.

But two quick things, the lovely and super talented [livejournal.com profile] selene2 made me a header for my LJ and I have been wanting to use it. So I cruised over to [livejournal.com profile] layout_delight and found this really awesome green spring-y header with little flowers. So yes, new layout, new header. So that makes like three times I've changed this layout in the two years I've had this LJ. LOL Now I just need a cool new default icon to go along with the spring-y feeling of this journal. C/A or Cordy or Charisma, of course.

Second, there are a ton of April's Fools posts out there and I won't be doing one. But the funniest one I have seen yet is the NEW RULES for [livejournal.com profile] fanmix. You have to be a member to see it but it is worth it. That comm is great btw.

And I needed to add that [livejournal.com profile] addie_logan got most of her flist really good. I mean, really, really good. Nobody could tell if it was a joke or if she was serious. She is the ebil. LOL

Hope everyone is having a fantastic day! :)

PS. [livejournal.com profile] ca_lims is having sign ups again. So make sure you go over there and sign up. I signed up so you know, you want to be part of my cool gang, you better sign up too. LOL

(And yes, I will just keep editing this post as I remember things to add. I hate doing more than one post a day if I don't have to)


Oct. 19th, 2007 09:09 am
xlivvielockex: (VM: Internet for Porn)
So I rarely do the whole posting about my personal life thing but I had to for this. I am about to leave to head down to see Avenue Q tomorrow. (For those that don't know, click zee linkage).

Anyway, in celebration of my primo seats, time away from this podunk town, and getting to see my college friends again (YAY!), I am posting just three of my favorite YouTube videos done to Avenue Q songs.

The Internet is for Porn )
That is all! I'll be back Sunday night, all filled with puppet mockery goodness.
xlivvielockex: (Fandom Headache)
So, in an effort to show my BTVS/ATS fandom love, I am just going to try to do like a weekly rec of what I am reading, writing, listening to, etc for the 'verse. I did them by day because some days, I have more time than other days. LOL I am going to try to keep up with this but we will see. I am also not sure if anyone else will find this useful outside of me.

Saturday Jan. 13 )

Sunday Jan. 14 )

Monday Jan. 15 )

Tuesday Jan. 16 )

Wednesday Jan. 17 )

Thursday Jan. 18 )

Friday Jan. 19 )
xlivvielockex: (Default)
Due to formatting issues, the story has been put up on my webpage. It was suppose to be in script form and for some reason, LJ didn't like that. Summary is after the link. So enjoy.

Unlife To Live

Title: Unlife to Live
Author: Kelly and Mike (collaborative writing team)
Posted: 7/15/06
Rating: PG
Email: jjsoapchat AT yahoo DOT com
Content: Humor
Scenes include: Angel, Cordelia, Wesley, Gunn. Real fast Spike, Illyria
Summary: Written for a challenge that follows: The Angel crew are struck with a spell that makes them act as though they are on a daytime soap opera. Each character takes on exaggerated character traits and unbelievable storylines as the only immune member of Angel's gang tries to set things back to the way they were. Specifics:  - set before or after Not fade away, but definitely after Hole in the world, so Illyria is included, but remember, in soaps, people can come back to life: character angst right there if they have to undo the spell *wink nudge*  - if before Not Fade away, obviously Wolfram and Hart is a factor, if after, it could be anywhere and have anyone in it, but must include Angel, Spike and Illyria (as the most obvious survivors) - no dancing demon who wants to take someone as a wife; I used a demon that didn't know it was causing the spell (it's boyfriend dumped it and it was moping in front of the tv watching soaps) - something like that could work, or go completely nuts and come up with something else  - Illyria is immune, so the question becomes - does she care enough to fix things? why is she immune?
This could work as either prose or script, but my gut feel is script format. I hope that's enough of a synopsis for someone to work off of.
Disclaimer: The characters in the Angelverse were created by Joss Whedon & David Greenwalt. No infringement is intended, no profit is made.
Notes: This is just a scene because of time/word count constraints. If people like it, who knows, we might pick it back up.
Feedback: Yes, please. Tell us how we are doing!

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